Friday, April 22, 2005

3:02 AM

I saw two weird-interesting things today!

1. I was at Marine Parade Lib studying, when suddenly B-U-R-P!! erupted, breaking the still silence. Everyone turned around to see the culprit. It was this Malay man with a really huge globe-like protruding stomach. He did not even have the decency to act guilty. Anyway, in the span of 45 minutes, he added 3 or 4 more. I do not know if this is a prank or not, but he definitely does not adhere to social norms. Thankfully for him, they did not throw him out. However, I question his motives for being in the library – he was not reading a book at all!

2. I was sending my friend home and I passed Geylang. There was a raid in one of those sleazy nightclubs. All the old ah peks were standing outside the joint waiting to be questioned. I bet it must be a big embarrassment for them! Oh well, serves them right for going there in the first place.

Anyway, here is one interesting sociological fact.
Prostitution actually saves the marriages. I think that is why in Singapore, prostitution is legalized.

That’s all folks! Here’s wishing you good lucks for the upcoming exams!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

3:27 AM

Where have all the cute guys gone?

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

6:56 PM

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way
I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Monday, April 11, 2005

2:42 PM

I was walkin along the corridor one day when i heard:
girl A: I slept with him last night

Her friends' eyes were ready to pop out

girl A: My dog la!

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I was in soci of deviance class:
Lloyd: So does anyone buys dvds? how much do they cost?

Fadillah: Why buys dvds when u can d/l?

I-don't-know-his-name-person: blank dvds?

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People always say its the men who makes the suit, but i thought its the other way. I had a presentatio in school on sat and this group presented wore suits! One of the guys, looked really good! On a normal day, he was just another average joe. Thus, my theory is that if you want that person to notice u, DRESS UP! GO Shopping! any one wants to get anythiing from hollistico.com? muahhaha

Thursday, April 07, 2005

1:12 AM

i was at as7 refreshing my blog and i saw nana's post. that was at 12pm. when i got home dis evening, i looked at my blog again and der was no sign of nana's entry! how weird is tat? i think i might be imaginating things!

I have an 8am class tmr and i cant get to sleep! the reason why? my brother was hungry so he made me drive him out to buy durians. seeing that the durians looked really nice, i had my fair share of it. Now i am soo bloated and cant sleep. how am i to get past tmr? sighhh

Sunday, April 03, 2005

5:28 PM

I always wondered. Is sex merely a penetration or is it an emotional attachment? Not that I would do it anytime soon to answer the question in the mind. Does it mean that after you have done the physical act, you have taken a step further with someone? Therefore, am I safe to say that the male individual should be responsible for the spill? If so, what about one night stands? Are they actions of no emotional consequences

Anyway, I feel that the government policy of increasing population is hilarious. In order to bring about aids awareness, they are advising abstinence of pre-marital sex instead of the use of protective measures with their secular teachings. As a result of this, a norm of not having sex as an activity but rather as way of procreation is enforced. Should there be an individual that happens to fall out of the line, the individual will be deemed as a ‘slut, loose’ for females while a ‘player’ for the males (how discriminationg!). Thus, the notion of sex is seen as a chore rather than fun. How is it possible to increase population then?

Btw, I heard that sex is a good way of losing weight. Weight watchers! Here’s an exercise for u!

Saturday, April 02, 2005

5:14 PM

boy was i touched when i read dis.. apparently some people cried too

http://trompeloeil.blogspot.com/2005/03/how-could-you.html#comments


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'Whats in a name that i call a rose?'


NAME ANALYSIS FOR: Wong Shu Hui Melissa


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Wong :
Take advantage of all opportunities. You must develop your creativity and talents. You are determined to prove yourself to others. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You are a hard worker when you make up your mind to do a job.

Shu Hui:
Status is important to you and your ability to achieve success and earn money. You have a need to be noticed and seek status. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You are soft-hearted with a charitable nature. You need to learn the true value of material possessions. You have a natural protection in life. You are always saved - especially from yourself. You need to learn the meaning of true giving. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically.

Melissa:
You want to be productive and feel useful, and enjoy helping solve problems. You like to be busy and not waste time. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake. You have a need to be assured of affection. You have a need to earn money to prove your success to society and must learn the true value of material gains and status. You have a need to earn money to prove your success to society and must learn the true value of material gains and status. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life.